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1． we two who and who？ <br />咱俩谁跟谁阿 <br /><br />2． how are you ? how old are you? <br />怎么是你，怎么老是你？ <br /><br />3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you <br />你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 <br /><br />4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together <br />你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ <br /><br />5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have <br />nothing to say,go home!! <br />有事起奏，无事退朝 <br /><br />6． you me you me <br />彼此彼此 <br /><br />7． You Give Me Stop!! <br />你给我站住！ <br /><br />8． know is know noknow is noknow <br />知之为知之，不知为不知… <br /><br />9． WATCH SISTER <br />表妹 <br /><br />10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! <br />龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ <br /><br />11． American Chinese not enough <br />美中不足 <br /><br />12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die <br />车祸现场描述 <br /><br />13． heart flower angry open <br />心花怒放 <br /><br />14． go past no mistake past <br />走过路过，不要错过 <br /><br />15． 小明：I am sorry! <br />老外：I am sorry too! <br />小明：I am sorry three! <br />老外：What are you sorry for? <br />小明：I am sorry five! <br /><br />16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! <br />要钱没有，要命一条 <br /><br /><br />昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，<br />就面带微笑的："Hello?" <br /><br /> 外国人："Hi." <br /><br /> 前台小姐："You have what thing?"(你有什么事？) <br /><br /> 外国人："Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你会讲英语吗)<br /> 前台小姐："If I not speak English，I am speaking what?"(如果我不会说，那我现在说的什么) <br /><br /> 外国人："Can anybody else speak English? "(还有谁能讲英语吗) <br /><br /> 前台小姐："You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not <br /> wait, you go."(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都没空，你愿意等就等，不愿意就走你) <br /><br /> 外国人："Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝，这儿有谁会说英语吗) <br /><br /> 前台小姐："Shout what shout，quiet a little，you on earth have what thing."( 喊什么喊，安静点，<br /> 你到底有什么事) <br /><br /> 老外："I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的领导谈谈) <br /><br /> 前台小姐："Head not zai.You tomorrow come."(头儿不在，明再来吧)<br /> |
