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If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in  Manitoba .

If you're proud that your province makes the
national news 96 nights
each year because  Winnipeg is the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in  Manitoba .

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
You m ight live in  Manitoba .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed  from November through March,
You might live in  Manitoba .

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in  Manitoba.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the
middle of his forehead,
You might live in Manitoba.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in  Manitoba .

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in  Manitoba .

If you know how to say....Wasagaming, Neepawa, Lac du Bonnet
You might live in  Manitoba .

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
You might live in  Manitoba.

If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend,
You might live  in  Manitoba .

You measure distance in hours,
You might live in  Manitoba .

You know several people, who have hit deer more than once,
You might live in  Manitoba .

You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
You might live in  Manitoba .

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You might live in  Manitoba .

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in  Manitoba .

You install security lights on your house  and garage and
leave both unlocked,
You might live in  Manitoba .

You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison,
You might live in Manitoba.

You carry jumper cables in your car, and your girlfriend knows
how  to use them,
You might live in  Manitoba .

There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at any given time,
You might live in  Manitoba .

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit,
You might live in  Manitoba .

Driving is better in the  winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in Manitoba.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
and of course, road construction,
You might live in  Manitoba .


Your idea of creative landscaping is a plastic deer next
to your blue spruce,
You might live in  Manitoba .

If "Down South" to you means  Grand Forks,
You might live in  Manitoba .

You know "a brat" is something
you eat,
You might live in  Manitoba .

You find -10 degrees "a little chilly",
You might
live in  Manitoba .

You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your  Manitoba friends,
You DO live in  Manitoba

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阿周  游客  发表于 2009-1-9 22:03:34 | 显示全部楼层
梦想成就未来,态度决定人生 http://70075198.qzone.qq.com/

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倒立行走  曼省名人  发表于 2009-1-10 00:40:30 | 显示全部楼层
有几个看不懂啊~

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sutong831120  曼省新人  发表于 2009-1-10 01:53:34 | 显示全部楼层
好诗。

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chengle  贵宾  发表于 2009-1-10 20:17:31 | 显示全部楼层
喜欢这的最大原因就是因为人们会不时和你来句快乐又幽默的话。
几乎每天都会听到有人在你身边制造快乐。
大概我想,是因为纯洁的雪, 给了这些善良的人,最美的礼物。幽默。
忘了所有,发现才轻松。朋友不是行囊,只是一杯喝过的酒,爱情不是暖房,狂风暴雨后,也不一定见到彩虹。希望是失望的祸根,幻想就如深渊般跌坠。活在无意识的形态,发现一切有意识的病态。想念就象一条小路,你就是我踩过的那块石头。郁闷是因为你不敢敞开心扉,裸露自己的灵魂。我著。

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SHEARLAG  曼省名人  发表于 2009-1-10 21:54:14 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 chengle 于 2009-1-10 19:17 发表
喜欢这的最大原因就是因为人们会不时和你来句快乐又幽默的话。
几乎每天都会听到有人在你身边制造快乐。
大概我想,是因为纯洁的雪, 给了这些善良的人,最美的礼物。幽默。

当地人基本上也都讨厌这里的天气。有个小时候随父母从欧洲移民来温尼泊的人说,没有离开就是因为觉得这里人比较好,如果要是能把这些人原封不动的搬到另一个暖和一点的地方就太好了,赫赫。

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