A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:
"Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today,but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because the young
couple haven't paid their last bill, asks :
"Are you Mrs.Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know ???? " stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company.
"What are you saying? It's in YOUR FILES????? "
"Absolutely."
"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull,
rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.
"What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
" AY YOU ???? And what if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut you off."
"CUT ME OFF ???? And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle...."
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